One is a funny beast and the other is a bunny feast :3
For the purpose of this joke, bunnies do not die from eating carrots anymore!
until this is flooded over with messages
rip
I got a pun for ya.
Nibble the platypus went into a bar. He bought two sodas.
"That'll be $2.50, please!" said the bartender.
"Just put it on my bill." said nibble. *BADUM... PSSSSHHHH*
The alerts that you get from a browser can be turbed into phone notifications. Exactly the same as the browser version, but you would get a system-wide alert.