Banana / Microsoft - Staff Applications & Guide

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Welcome to the future :D ! In response to the release of smart watches and Gabriel's "Apple", cp42 and I have decided to found our own company! A lot of people may think that this is just a 'role play thing', but we will actually be selling tons of items in game when we open !

What to expect -

We will be selling quality sf (electronics) products as well as the new smart watches. We have an outstanding staff team dedicated to getting you the electronics you need at great prices. A large controversy with our competitor 'Apple' was that they do not pay their employees. Here at Banana, we do things differently. Bsed on the player work ethic, you will receive a base salary (no matter what), and you can make extra money by selling needed sf items (preferably in bulk & electronic) to PurpleTurkey or TheDiamondTiger. By now many players already know what this company will aspire to be, but a commonly asked question is. "How can we apply for employee?" Before answering this question, please read this whole thread as it will serve as a guide!

Staff / Employee team!

cp42 - Creator & Founder
PurpleTurkey - CEO & Co-Founder

TheDiamondTiger - Head of Slime Fun & General Manager
Death_Inferno - Company Lawyer & General Manager
OPEN - Jr. SF manager

_MyTube_Obama_ - Shop Manager 1

PingtothePong - Employee
Tammy - Employee
Kennedu - Employee
cmotto24 - Employee
Buisiness_Bacon - Employee
SnarkyLemons - Employee

*Please keep in mind the number of employees needed may vary based on the number of orders/purchases.

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How 'Employee' works -

Actually, it's a very simple process to do your job, but there are also some rules that need to be known to be and stay a part of Banana. First all, do not comment on threads that are against our company as we have Death_Inferno to help with that. Aiding that statement, we want to be 'wise' and from previous experiences with Apple , there have been some miscommunications we want to avoid. Read on!

Step one: Apply for Employee. If you are accepted you will be notified! To apply for other roles, you can msg me in game, but it is highly unlikely to be a higher rank than Employee without ever being one (at some time).

Step two: Make SF items in the electronics category. This basically includes anything that is 'tech-like or tech related', if you have doubts on what this includes you can ask any staff member in game!

Step three: Make large quantities of that item (or smaller quantities if you have to), then you can sell them to TheDiamondTiger and PurpleTurkey ingame to get some cash!

Other notes: Like stated earlier, you do get a base salary depending on your work ethic. Employees can also buy discounted smart watches

APPLY HERE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1...1HBVRQJKg/viewform?c=0&w=1&usp=mail_form_link
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How we fare against our competition -
(notice: this is not hate towards Apple, we just want to promote our company :) )

First of all, one of the largest debates about Apple is their staff team. Here at Banana (lol), we have dedicated managers who are willing to help any customer and train Employees. In case you were wondering about your pay (as an Employee), this company's staff consists of multiple millionaires and is backed by: The Ocean View Bank.

How we help the community -

With every purchase you can choose to make a donation towards our 'SCF' or 'Start a Company Fund'. We will collect money to give to newer players who want to start their own shop (or business), but are in need of financial aid. Apart from customer donations (which is appreciated :D ), we will also be donating random sums of money (expect anywhere from 20k-50k) to the fund, and a percentage of the money we get from purchases will also go towards it! (Because we care, the winners of the money will have to be Citizen+ [to prevent rankups])

When thinking of this idea, we wanted to be sensible and actually help out the players. We also have a department for cleaning up the wild, but it is currently on hold as there is no evidence to whether wild will be cleared or not (leave a comment about your stance on this idea). We will not be sending up 'drones' to check the atmosphere, because we sell smart watches that can tell you the weather in just moments.

UPDATE ~ July 5th 2017

a. Hey guys, we have some news ! We have partnered up with the startup company 'Google', in efforts to have better company-player relations, and more support. Google is run and operated by gracie_ and she will be selling similar goods as us.

b. New HQ ! The time has finally come :D, the company will soon be fully open as the HQ is in the process of being transferred. Some cool things to note; Your favorite hard working employees, will get nice offices, we have created CUSTOM computers (out of maps) which look great :), the hq sports a 'Super Storage (size XXL)' [an automated storage system], and finally, the whole hq is powered by solar panels and is eco-friendly ! Thanks to TheDiamondTiger for building help, and thanks to CP42 for the plot!

c. Thanks to the building of our new HQ, we have gotten clearance for smart watches! Currently we have 8 in stock, so when we open be sure to get them quick! You can contact CP42, TheDiamondTiger, Death_Inferno, or myself (PurpleTurkey), if you would like to purchase one.

Thanks for reading !
~TurkeyPurple
*achoo*

More info -

Discord Link: (cp42 please comment the link)
Time of release: currently unknown, but soon
Watch: Watch for PixelPuppy and her parrot army! They are officially equipped by Banana, and they have Multi-Tools. Stay safe :p
 
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Also this company discriminates by banning people from there company they don't like everyone is welcomed to shop at Apple
 
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I will be leaving Apple for a week to vacation around in McCities if you have any questions ask Mackenzie or Jack I need a vacation since I am the CEO
 
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Hmm turkey he's attacking our company why not we play it fair and attack his lol
 
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