Jokes Forum - best joke getting prize!

[RooT]

Place your best joke the one that will make me most laugh will grand an amazon 5$ gift card
Joke example:
High school is like a free trial on education then once you graduated they say "now if you wanna continue pay 50000$"
ain't that funny but example tho


Videos can be included do not place a vine videos or an sexual content video it's will cause you failing + warning (vine cuz I watching everyday and ain't funny anymore lel)
* the contest will end in 13/03/15

 

[Betty1215]

Just wondering: does it have to be an original joke that you created or could it be one that you had heard of before?

 

[RooT]

Just wondering: does it have to be an original joke that you created or could it be one that you had heard of before?

It's could be anything that's why I've said videos included

 

[jk1119]

Ben has 5 chocolate bars and Dave has 16
Ben gives Daves 4 of his chocolate bars
Dave eats 16 of his chocolate bars
What does Dave have?
Type 2 Diabetes :3

 

[RooT]

Ben has 5 chocolate bars and Dave has 16
Ben gives Daves 4 of his chocolate bars
Dave eats 16 of his chocolate bars
What does Dave have?
Type 2 Diabetes :3

Cute one but ain't enough

 

[jk1119]

I may win by defult :3

 

[RooT]

I may win by defult :3

nah need atlease 2 people that "playing" this game

 

[Craftizz]

Jason and Zain are twin sisters...
tha dahhh
These is a joke go laugh now
what are you doing? LAUGH NOW??
WTF WHAI ARE YOU NOT LAUGHING
Let's just blame root

(My Entry XD)

 

[RooT]

Jason and Zain are twin sisters...
tha dahhh
These is a joke go laugh now
what are you doing? LAUGH NOW??
WTF WHAI ARE YOU NOT LAUGHING
Let's just blame root

(My Entry XD)

ahaha i giggled xD well nice try XD and its original

 

[Betty1215]

My entry:

[SIZE=10.5pt]Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons. One was named Mind Your Own Business & the other was named Trouble. One day the two boys decided to play hide and seek. Trouble hid while Mind Your Own Business counted to one hundred. Mind Your Own Business began looking for his brother behind garbage cans and bushes. Then he started looking in and under cars until a police man approached him and asked, "What are you doing?" "Playing a game," the boy replied. "What is your name?" the officer questioned. "Mind Your Own Business." Furious the policeman inquired, "Are you looking for trouble?!" The boy replied, "Why, yes."[/SIZE]

 

[RooT]

My entry:

[SIZE=10.5pt]Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons. One was named Mind Your Own Business & the other was named Trouble. One day the two boys decided to play hide and seek. Trouble hid while Mind Your Own Business counted to one hundred. Mind Your Own Business began looking for his brother behind garbage cans and bushes. Then he started looking in and under cars until a police man approached him and asked, "What are you doing?" "Playing a game," the boy replied. "What is your name?" the officer questioned. "Mind Your Own Business." Furious the policeman inquired, "Are you looking for trouble?!" The boy replied, "Why, yes."[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10.5pt]ahahaha nice ![/SIZE]