The Train Epidemic: A /global issue.

Realu

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So here I am, having a normal Friday night. Suddenly I hear a million trains run past my little furry ear. "What was that?" I thought to myself.

after that came hundreds more. they are multiplying by the thousands.
"CHU XD" they shouted
"WATS UP WITH CHU XD"
""CHU ARE NAWT INVITATED TO MY BDAY :mad:"

that can't be human, I thought

little did I know it actually very much was

to my disbelief staff never did anything about this. surely its a foreign language? aren't they only allowed in local and message? last I checked, "Weeaboonese" is very much not english. isn't this the same server that warns people for asking JA IS DIT MINETOPIA?

i asked my good friend, BigBoy, how this happened. where did this virus come from?

he rotated his head 180 degrees and screamed "WE ARE ADORBZ XD"

i knew then that there was no hope. if big boy has been caught, who else?

this is a serious problem that needs to be stopped. "Chu" is not adorable, cute, OR funny!!!
I propose we form a resistance, a revolution! a protest against "CHU"! Not only chu! But everything else that comes in that package! NAWT! Fogawt! Ish! Meh! Mah! make sure to print enough pamphlets because the revolution will not be televised.

however!!!! scientist recently declared a cure to be available in 2019.

STAY STRONG MY BROTHERS!