Wat wud happen if I was a teacher..

[FancyChips]

Y'all probs know meh as oofmarce, yumpancakes, or de hawt name twqrking.
Some of you are older frends and know meh as fancychips tho.
All of those kind of frends know exactly how weird and crazy I am
Den what would've happen if...
IF OOFMARCE WAS A TEACHER!
1. I would've slap kids.
2. Whoever brings meh an apple will get 15 spanks with a belt. NO ONE REMEMBERS SNOW-WHITE?
3. If you twerk good you get A+. If ykuyou not even trying to twerk you would get detention and lettuce for lunch. And also a F-
4. Smokin ish allowed.
5. Alcoholic drinks are allowed.
6. Doin strip club from de class would be an A- because instead of opening your own club you go to school! LAME
7. Pet day ish everyday
8. Making de gym an hot tub
9. Talking English de way ya needa talk will get an B-
10. I'll just drink capuccino de whole day and let de kids twerk.

WELL DAT WAS 10 REASONS WHY ILL BE SUCH A GREAT TEACHER

Granma will be proud, right @QueenMelone ? ;333

 

[Trump15024]

That is basically a list of what you are not supposed to do as a teacher xD and this violates almost every school rule.

 

[LeanneTheUnicorn]

4. Smokin ish allowed.
5. Alcoholic drinks are allowed.
6. Doin strip club from de class would be an A- because instead of opening your own club you go to school! LAME

;o

 

[Atlair]

Y'all probs know meh as oofmarce, yumpancakes, or de hawt name twqrking.
Some of you are older frends and know meh as fancychips tho.
All of those kind of frends know exactly how weird and crazy I am
Den what would've happen if...
IF OOFMARCE WAS A TEACHER!
1. I would've slap kids.
2. Whoever brings meh an apple will get 15 spanks with a belt. NO ONE REMEMBERS SNOW-WHITE?
3. If you twerk good you get A+. If ykuyou not even trying to twerk you would get detention and lettuce for lunch. And also a F-
4. Smokin ish allowed.
5. Alcoholic drinks are allowed.
6. Doin strip club from de class would be an A- because instead of opening your own club you go to school! LAME
7. Pet day ish everyday
8. Making de gym an hot tub
9. Talking English de way ya needa talk will get an B-
10. I'll just drink capuccino de whole day and let de kids twerk.

WELL DAT WAS 10 REASONS WHY ILL BE SUCH A GREAT TEACHER

Granma will be proud, right @QueenMelone ? ;333

Typical Chips!

 

[FancyChips]

That is basically a list of what you are not supposed to do as a teacher xD and this violates almost every school rule.

AGAINST DE RULES ISH DE BESTTTTT
I'mma open my own school!
*Thinks abt parents* crap NVM am lazy to explain why 4 years old kiddo knows how to twerk so good....

 

[Turkey]

Y'all probs know meh as oofmarce, yumpancakes, or de hawt name twqrking.
Some of you are older frends and know meh as fancychips tho.
All of those kind of frends know exactly how weird and crazy I am
Den what would've happen if...
IF OOFMARCE WAS A TEACHER!
1. I would've slap kids.
2. Whoever brings meh an apple will get 15 spanks with a belt. NO ONE REMEMBERS SNOW-WHITE?
3. If you twerk good you get A+. If ykuyou not even trying to twerk you would get detention and lettuce for lunch. And also a F-
4. Smokin ish allowed.
5. Alcoholic drinks are allowed.
6. Doin strip club from de class would be an A- because instead of opening your own club you go to school! LAME
7. Pet day ish everyday
8. Making de gym an hot tub
9. Talking English de way ya needa talk will get an B-
10. I'll just drink capuccino de whole day and let de kids twerk.

WELL DAT WAS 10 REASONS WHY ILL BE SUCH A GREAT TEACHER

Granma will be proud, right @QueenMelone ? ;333

Lol #1 would most likely put you in jail, - oh wait there’s more.

 

[FancyChips]

Lol #1 would most likely put you in jail, - oh wait there’s more.

Not my first time, delicious piece of chicken... *Licks* turkeyyyyy

 

[FancyChips]

Why his winking

 

[ItzJazzMade]

Ehm.... so.... can I call 911 now?

 

[FancyChips]

Do ya haz any prooves i did those? ;3
;33

 

[PingtothePong]

Yeah, if those things are actually accepted, I'd eagerly bring my scope tool sword to school.