Look who I called today

[Kitty]

Look who I called

 

[Cursed]

..

 

[Trump15024]

...

 

[AnonymousBro]

She called our phone number, Hello, 911 whats your emergency?

 

[Kitty]

Hello, I’d like to order a large pepperoni pizza, preferably with extra chesse.

 

[AnonymousBro]

Hello, I’d like to order a large pepperoni pizza, preferably with extra chesse.

Will be coming right to you.

 

[Kitty]

Alrighty then!

 

[ItzJazzMade]

Alrighty then!

Your dead

 

[Kitty]

WHY

 

[ItzJazzMade]

WHY

911 makes bad pizza.... duh

 

[Kitty]

Yeah... well it’s better than pizza hut

 

[Jabu]

uhm, what exactly is the point of this post?

 

[Kitty]

Lol idk

 

[ItzJazzMade]

uhm, what exactly is the point of this post?

Whats the point of life?

 

[Power]

Hi, I would like to order a B-B-B-Boneless Pizza

 

[sebastianko99]

I'm extremely confused...

Is this post satire or did you prankcall 911?

 

[Kitty]

I'm extremely confused...

Is this post satire or did you prankcall 911?

Uh no... I actually called emergency services. You see, I was coming out of the dental office after getting one of my teeth removed, and this fat lady in a purple dress was heading towards the elevator with me. I noticed that she was stumbling and I offered her help, but before she answered she suddenly collapsed on the floor. We were the only people there, so i grabbed my phone and dialed 911. At this time my mouth was numb from the injection that i had received prior to my tooth removal, so the lady on the other side of the phone thought I was drunk, fortunately I could still talk, and in a couple of minutes the paramedics had come. I left the building knowing that I have done my deed of the day, and proceeded to tease my brother for the rest of the evening.

 

[sebastianko99]

Uh no... I actually called emergency services. You see, I was coming out of the dental office after getting one of my teeth removed, and this fat lady in a purple dress was heading towards the elevator with me. I noticed that she was stumbling and I offered her help, but before she answered she suddenly collapsed on the floor. We were the only people there, so i grabbed my phone and dialed 911. At this time my mouth was numb from the injection that i had received prior to my tooth removal, so the lady on the other side of the phone thought I was drunk, fortunately I could still talk, and in a couple of minutes the paramedics had come. I left the building knowing that I have done my deed of the day, and proceeded to tease my brother for the rest of the evening.

Fair enough