From this moment on I trademark the name Android Corporation on the server, any disputes may be handled by private message.
Welcome to Android!
Android is an innovative company, specialising in SlimeFun, weapons, banking and home upgrades!
Our headquarters are at the newly renovated sky8, near the Cayman White House in the business district. Android also has many labs for experimentation and creation of new redefine systems and mythic weapons!
Now let's get on to the explanation, this will tell you why Android is better than other companies like Apple!
Banking
Android is proud to be the servers first company that has merged with a major bank, Ocean View. When the company plugin is fixed and bank robbing is re added, your money will be secure from robbing, with all the logs stored in a vault which only YOU and the bank can access. Your money will always be secure!
You can open an account with JUST 10k and take out major loans to buy whatever you desire, whether it's your first home or a powerful weapon!
SlimeFun
Inside the Android labs are mass production facilities, hidden away in secret locations! We can make SlimeFun items faster than any other company on the server and we have a policy which covers you from eating your items!*
Weapons
Android also specialises in weapons and armour and we provide both casual armour, for daily use or OP armour for those tricky situations. Our swords and axes come with many slots, allowing you to customise your bloodthirsty companion!*
Home Upgrades
If you ever find yourself in need of extra space in your abode, then Android can help you out! We can create multiple underground basements and farms, all excavated with cutting edge tools to maximise efficiency and to allow you to use the area in no time!*
We hope you choose to make use of Android services, with our competitive rates and reliable service. Thanks for reading!
EnderPort, Android CEO
1. SlimeFun weapons are subject to limitations, we reserve the right to refuse service. All stock is heavily limited and items may not be available at your preferred time. Pre orders are available if you mail the CEO
2. We do not provide mythic refunds without substantial evidence and an insurance policy which is purchased privately by messaging the CEO. If staff deny your claim, but if we believe that you really have eaten your weapon we will refund it
3. We cannot guarantee the building of basements if the land is shallow or if there are underground lakes, e.g. Lava