Selling Pet Unicorn

[Deleted member 832]

i am selling my pet unicorn @LeanneTheUnicorn

You can keep it for ab00s or to bribe it with chocolate.

Bidding starts at 1 piece of Canadian bacon

 

[QueenMelone]

i bid 7 bratwurst!

 

[Jabu]

I bid 3 Canadian bacon

 

[Deleted member 832]

I bid 3 Canadian bacon

3 Canadian bacons any advance on 3 Canadian bacons. If you bid American bacons I will hammer you to death with an Oreo as American bacon tastes like French horsemeat

 

[QueenMelone]

do german sausages not count? bacon is a breakfast meat and so is sausage and bratwurst are fancier and more expensive i believe i outbid jabu if not i'll change my bid to 5 canadian bacon

 

[Jabu]

You're not Canadian. You cant outbid me in my own homeland food
8 Canadian bacon

 

[QueenMelone]

your origination doesn't effect this bid.

10 Canadian bacon

Also Canadian bacon tastes like sweet beef jerky. I'm not a bacon person but American is a slight improvement.

 

[LavaFlake]

3 Dubai mojitos!

 

[QueenMelone]

3 Dubai mojitos!

Irrelevant.

 

[Death]

10 canadian bacon and 5 oreos!

 

[QueenMelone]

10 canadian bacon and 5 oreos!

*gasp*
Oreos are not meant for bartering! They have families!

12 Canadian bacon!

 

[Graphic_elf]

I bid you infinite access to my cookie chest

 

[MehLife]

I bid 90 Canadian bacon and an oreo for good luck

 

[Deleted member 832]

10 canadian bacon and 5 oreos!

D: MONSTER!!!!

Kill him!

 

[Deleted member 832]

I bid you infinite access to my cookie chest

Noted

 

[AnonymousBro]

I bid 1k oreos

 

[Death]

I bid 1 bitcoin

 

[AnonymousBro]

I bid 1 bitcoin

I bid 3 bitcoins

 

[Death]

I bid 3 bitcoins

I bid 5 bitcoins

 

[Marshmallowsmalk]

I bid a potato.