Funny jokes on this thread :D

[Wolfloverlol]

Ok, if you have any funny jokes that are appropriate, clean, nothing that could offend people and no racist jokes are to be put on this thread Please keep the jokes PG and appropriate, If there are any that's not appropriate, and not PG I will have staff delete the post. Also please use the format Joke: then have 1 empty line in between the joke and the answer. so here's an example of the format. and also no childish jokes and also please put the type of joke you are posting. ALSO IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE YOUR OWN JOKE IT CAN BE ANOTHER PERSON'S JOKE!

Joke:

Answer:

Type of joke: (example of a type of joke: car joke)
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Joke: Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

Answer: Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan..

Type of joke: Car Joke

Feel free to send me your joke in a msg on forums if you aren't sure if it's appropriate to post on here, and I will reply back to you as soon as i can!
GOOD LUCK there might be a prize for some people with good jokes that make me laugh hard i will reply with THat made me laugh hard if the joke made me laugh hard.
Prizes aren't limited to money but can be items, i will chosoe the prize. Also @MirroredAbyss You are allowed to make desicions on jokes that need to be removed too and give prizes away

 

[Trump15024]

Joke: I was going to have my brain removed but I changed my mind

Type of joke: idk if I even did this right

 

[Wolfloverlol]

Joke: I was going to have my brain removed but I changed my mind

Type of joke: idk if I even did this right

that kinda works, but im looking for more funny jokes I'd suggest googling funny jokes and you can use any of those or use those as an example to come up with your own .

 

[ItzJazzMade]

that kinda works, but im looking for more funny jokes I'd suggest googling funny jokes and you can use any of those or use those as an example to come up with your own .

did you just roast his joke?
Rude >.<

also a butcher I know stepped back into one of his cutting machines and got a little behind in his work.

type: Dad joke

 

[Trump15024]

did you just roast his joke?
Rude >.<

also a butcher I know stepped back into one of his cutting machines and got a little behind in his work.

type: Dad joke

He hurt my feelings D;

He will be hearing from my wife @FroztyStars !!

 

[Wolfloverlol]

One more thing ROASTING JOKES ARE ALLOWED BUT NO ROASTING THE COMMENTS THAT CAN ANS COULD OFFEND ANY HUMAN BEING THAT VIEWS IT (sorry for all caps, my phone caps lock does weird things)

 

[Wolfloverlol]

Oh and @Trump15024 i won’t be hearing from your wife REEEEE hehehehe if I do I will reply with I did nothing and that trump15024 lost his mind and said that when I did nothing but if @FroztyStars sees it I won’t say a thing REEEEE

 

[Wolfloverlol]

And trump that joke didn’t even make me laugh at all to be honest feel free to try again : D

 

[RichardGrayson]

Trump don't worry that joke was cool.

 

[lostinthewqrld]

Trump don't worry that joke was cool.

Same, i spit out the water that I had in my mouth. <3

 

[Dwimmer]

Ok...

 

[ItzJazzMade]

I wish I could clean mirrors for a living. It's just something I can see myself doing.

 

[Trump15024]

I wish I could clean mirrors for a living. It's just something I can see myself doing.

That made me smile

 

[Wolfloverlol]

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.

Type: I don’t even know

 

[Wolfloverlol]

I'm so good at sleeping. I can do it with my eyes closed.

Type: bedtime joke

 

[Wolfloverlol]

That made me laugh a little almost a lot but a good one!!

 

[Ena]

my joke:

Me.

-type of joke: dk

 

[Wolfloverlol]

Joke: Why is a baseball stadium always cold?

Answer: Because it’s full of fans!

type: baseball

 

[Wolfloverlol]

Joke: How do you make an octopus laugh?

Answer:With ten-tickles.

Type: Ocean

 

[Wolfloverlol]

Joke: What do you call cheese that’s not your cheese?

Answer: Nacho cheese.

Type: Food