A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked the stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?” The stock boy answered, “No ma’am, they’re dead.” #sad
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7 days
soon my friend
soon.
Well as long as the puns are tasteful, no harm no fowl.
What did the turkey say to the computer
Google, google, google
Why did the turkey refuse dessert?
He was stuffed
I don’t even know how to respond to these posts. I will be eaten ):
How does a turkey drink it's wine? A gobble-let
Who doesn't eat on Thanksgiving? A turkey because it is always stuffed.
I'm am sincerely sorry for the horrible turkey puns that will be said in the next few weeks.can i become a helper?
Cheesy weesy peesy leesy
19 days to goohye can u plz hop back on for a secound
No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted. - Aesophey men i hope you see this im banned for not a right thing so i have to wait 24 hours they probs dont unban me for such a short time i just wanted to be attent and ill give your money a bit later because of this is that ok?
i would love to hear from you
RIP if you don’t live anywhere near, but YAY FOR MEEEE http://www.walesonline.co.uk/whats-on/shopping/new-harry-potter-themed-shop-13774655
There was a little turkey called cheese (don’t ask)
When he coughed, he had a wheeze!
His favourite things are bees!
That’s a little turkey named cheese!
The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing -Albert Einstein -
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