Best thing to do when your best friend stole your girlfriend walk up to him he asks "dude are you still angry?" you say "no" turn around and start to walk away then turn back and be like "oh right can you tell (ex girl friends name her) something for me?" he says "yah sure" you walk up to him and punch him in the balls and be like "**** you"
Why did the Pilgrim kill the turkey? Because he was in a... fowl mood!
What did the turkey eat? Nothing, he was already stuffed!
Why are turkeys so good at arithmetic? Because they count the number of chopping days until Thanksgiving.
When do you eat a tofu turkey? On pranksgiving!